Gemini Syndrome - Stardust

I often wonder how alternative metal has to be to be truly considered “alt-metal”. They’re all still using guitars and drums, so where’s the threshold? If System of a Down were all playing spoons and banjos, are we into a new genre altogether? Actually, considering how much they make weird work, they might not be the best example.

Honestly, I think the best alternative metal slots nicely into that familiar feel with a unique twist, which is why I’m a bit partial to Gemini Syndrome. The American five-piece have a lot of the hallmarks – that rough undercurrent sewn through with melodic edge, a range of extraordinary haircuts – but part of what makes them work is outside the expected. More thoughtful lyricism, too (not that the alt-metal bar is high, System of a Down proved you can say literally anything and make a good track). It might not be an opinion shared by everyone, like my take on how Weird Al would be excellent in the role of a Dave Mustaine biopic. But what is the rock and metal fandom if not for pushing your opinion as facts, after all? That and battle jackets.

Hopefully, then, you’re in the mood for an alternative metal thumper in the form of Stardust as our Rock Song of the Week pick this time around. First of all, because I’m not writing up another one, I’m busy with figuring out how much bourbon fits into a person. But more importantly, because it’s a perfect balance of muddy and catchy, like a fisherman’s hands, and enough to satiate the rock and metal cravings of a magnetic geologist. That should be more than enough to keep you going for the long week ahead to come out the other side more than energised. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s some room in my left leg I need to attend to.